dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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