how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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