fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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