brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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