I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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