We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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