but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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