One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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