im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
