i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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