More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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