You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
