marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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