Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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