when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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