No stitches, just platelets and will power
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I love you.
Bad choice
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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