I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
