this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
