yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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