I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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