Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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