Your tits are I can't wait for
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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