Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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