I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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