McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary