So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.