So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.