Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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