do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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