She announced her abortion via fbk
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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