i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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