I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
This baby is an asshole
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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