FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Randomize