She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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