Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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