This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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