New invention idea: vibrating tampons
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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