Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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