nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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