Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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