Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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