you turned your livingroom into a bong?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
