I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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