Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i think im in europe. pls send help
These tits shall not be calmed
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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