So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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