Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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