Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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