I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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