she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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