so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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