I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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