So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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