I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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