It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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