I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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