You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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