as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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