Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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